Shirihara Residence

Nov 16

I know that no one really cares, but my chemistry class is exceptionally sexual. The guys are always grabbing each other’s junk and today I saw two guys dry humping and all I can think is “no homo”.

Nov 16

painofaninnocent:

painofaninnocent:

Tumblr should really give you a warning when you’re about to hit the post limit. Like a little pop-up that says “Hey, slow down there, soldier! You’ve been blogging a fuckton! You’re (20) posts away from exceeding your daily post limit! Maybe it’s time to go outside and play.”

If people don’t stop reblogging this I’m going to throw myself off Mt. Everest. 

Nov 16

JFC there’s a dude in my webpage and multimedia class that kept making dicks out of play-doh and then cutting them up.

the-fallout-of-my-panic:

YOU GUYS WHAT IF HE CHOPS OFF MY FUTURE HUSBAND’S DICK THIS IS AN ACTUAL FEAR.

Nov 16

For the first time in hundreds of years, the night came alive with the music of dragons.

Nov 16

1000-rat-corpses:

theheavymetalviking:

Man… Sir Tobias Eldridge is my hero.

Son she a basic bitch anyway

Nov 16
christinaposaboole:

I JUST GOT THE MOST SINISTER FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE WHAT THE FUCK

christinaposaboole:

I JUST GOT THE MOST SINISTER FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE WHAT THE FUCK

Nov 16

timesnewromano:

bilious-slick:

teleozoicglissando:

timesnewromano:

what if there was a Homestuck racing game

and one of the race tracks was called

The Vriska Circuit

Get out.

Lord English wouldn’t be playable, because he’d always be already at the finish line.

fUCK

Nov 16

dirkstrudel:

TG: this skirt is really fucking short im going to murder the pervert who invented these shitty outfits
TG: at least it will probably get bros attention

i’M SO SORRY YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME NOW

Nov 16
Nov 16
from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:

hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:



That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot

wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??

It certainly is, with Mary Poppins

Ah, the nerd is strong with this post

from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:

hipstaa-pleazz:lovewillcomethru:myexistanceisanactofrebellion:

That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot

wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??

It certainly is, with Mary Poppins

Ah, the nerd is strong with this post

Nov 16
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

phantomcambrioleur:

elmstreetlegend:

incognitomessenger:

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:



I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

OMFG

dihfeioeaspfjasdf;

lost all ability to can

Make sure to leave it in for a good long time.
It’s much hotter that way.

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

phantomcambrioleur:

elmstreetlegend:

incognitomessenger:

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:

I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

OMFG

dihfeioeaspfjasdf;

lost all ability to can

Make sure to leave it in for a good long time.

It’s much hotter that way.

Nov 16
Nov 16
Nov 16
  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
Nov 16

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex